Post by Honeylioness on Jun 25, 2012 19:34:17 GMT -5
1. "I wish I ddn't have to work. It myst be nice to stay home all day and do nothing. Since you will be home anyway, will you watch my kids?"
2. "My cousin/sister/friend drew a picture of (insert anything here) and it looked JUST like the photo!"
3. Draw/paint/sculpt this for me. Since you know, you aren't REALLY busy, and it doesn't take long."
4. "I can't draw a straight line" - That is why God made rulers, not Artists.
5. "Wow, you charge THAT much! Can we make a deal?" - Try that with your doctor or lawyer, and see how well it goes.
6. "Can you do this same painting, only with more blue?" - Don't make me smack you.
7. "How long did that take you to paint/draw/sculpt?" - Answer? "A lifetime" is fairly accurate.
8. "Can you paint one for me like Bob Ross/Thomas Kinkade? I don't know art but I know what I like, and I like their stuff!"
9. But what is it supposed to BE? - When looking at an abstract piece of work.
10. "So, what do you do for a living?" - While standing in front of a year's worth of work.
2. "My cousin/sister/friend drew a picture of (insert anything here) and it looked JUST like the photo!"
3. Draw/paint/sculpt this for me. Since you know, you aren't REALLY busy, and it doesn't take long."
4. "I can't draw a straight line" - That is why God made rulers, not Artists.
5. "Wow, you charge THAT much! Can we make a deal?" - Try that with your doctor or lawyer, and see how well it goes.
6. "Can you do this same painting, only with more blue?" - Don't make me smack you.
7. "How long did that take you to paint/draw/sculpt?" - Answer? "A lifetime" is fairly accurate.
8. "Can you paint one for me like Bob Ross/Thomas Kinkade? I don't know art but I know what I like, and I like their stuff!"
9. But what is it supposed to BE? - When looking at an abstract piece of work.
10. "So, what do you do for a living?" - While standing in front of a year's worth of work.